10 signs that you are DEFINITELY PMSing!

Deviations from the otherwise deviant, non-sensical behavior become significant enough to be re-noticed when:

1. You cook food 3 days in a row; this food actually tastes good.
2. You take 3 hr naps, wake up when you are supposed to officially go to bed and bake 2 lemon cakes.
3. You are wired enough to do a 500 m sprint around the apartment complex AFTER a 12 hr long day of classes.
4. You force people to drink elaichi and haldi ka doodh (poor guy) at 12 in the night after they insist that they are not hungry. And then you want them to eat a sandwich too, and get offended when they say no.
5. In all seriousness you contemplate murder (or torture) and consider the legal implications of the same considering you told the judge that your hormones were temporarily drunk/doped.
6. Your friends TELL you that you are in PMS.
7. You insist on dragging your roomie off her bed and out of her room by her feet and then drop her on the ground; just because you don't want her to sleep..(this calls for a board meeting)!!
8. You call your mother on her way to work and ask her if she recognizes your voice and knows who she is talking to...(what naansense!).
9. An hr long, brain-racking, nerve-grating, time consuming conversation with customer service reps actually energizes you and you send them back a feedback email saying "Yaaayy to Girl Power"!!! *pretend not to recognize roomie*
10. You say you have 10 signs..but you actually only have 9 (hahah...tricked you)!!