8 F***ing am, Prof finally decides that he wants to commence class. Regarding final on Tuesday: "Ya, well I figured I would give you guys a multiple choice format since evidently from the last midterm, most of you can't even write a full sentence."
sarcasm alarm starts ringing
The class laughs. WHAT??? Doesn't anyone get it?

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Last day of classes and we get locked out.
Prof shows up late so we sprawl on the floor like refugees.
Seriously, who really cares about the new Food Pyramid? It's just a triangle used for decorating fridge and hence make kitchen colourful.

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6 finals
2 papers
The g-raping has officially begun!

Phhhuuucckkkkkk!!!!