To Kiss or not to Kiss
There are so many possible scenarios when I think of a boy leaning in expectantly toward the girl to steal his first kiss (or second, or third...) and I constantly wonder what it would be like to actually implement one of these instead of meekly leaning forward yourself and accepting the kiss.
Scenario 1
The guy decently asks the girl if he can kiss her.
Girl: Battameez! Behaya! Ek abla naari ka faayda uthate sharam nahi aati?
*resounding slap*
Scenario 2
The guy decently asks the girl if he can kiss her.
Girl: uhh...ummm actually, I don't know. I mean uhhh see we should not like this all, no? What will my mummy daddy say? Haww no no...I am not like that type of girl ya! What if something happens? (something = pregnancy).
Scenario 3
The guy decently asks the girl if he can kiss her.
Girl: You blind?
Guy: No, why?
Girl: You read English?
Guy: Uhhh...whattt? Ofcourse I do!
Girl: Then read the freaking sign!
"Kissing the client is against our business ethics. Please refrain from doing so or your license will be revoked."
Girl: Aight man...Hurry up.....I don't have all night!
Guy: *yeh kahaaaaannnn aaagaye hum?*
Scenario 4
The guy decently asks the girl if he can kiss her.
Girl: Whaaattt? Hah! So this is what this was all about. The dinner, the gifts, all the smooth talking..chaaa...all you men I say! Perverts!
Scenario 5
This is to inform you that Scenario 5 has been cancelled. The actor for this part has resigned and moved indefinitely to an undisclosed location. Although, I have been given the permission to reveal that he has swung to the other side permanently. Please leave all fan mail, cheques and expensive gifts in drop box below and they shall be delivered to "guy." Thank you!
Scenario 1
The guy decently asks the girl if he can kiss her.
Girl: Battameez! Behaya! Ek abla naari ka faayda uthate sharam nahi aati?
*resounding slap*
Scenario 2
The guy decently asks the girl if he can kiss her.
Girl: uhh...ummm actually, I don't know. I mean uhhh see we should not like this all, no? What will my mummy daddy say? Haww no no...I am not like that type of girl ya! What if something happens? (something = pregnancy).
Scenario 3
The guy decently asks the girl if he can kiss her.
Girl: You blind?
Guy: No, why?
Girl: You read English?
Guy: Uhhh...whattt? Ofcourse I do!
Girl: Then read the freaking sign!
"Kissing the client is against our business ethics. Please refrain from doing so or your license will be revoked."
Girl: Aight man...Hurry up.....I don't have all night!
Guy: *yeh kahaaaaannnn aaagaye hum?*
Scenario 4
The guy decently asks the girl if he can kiss her.
Girl: Whaaattt? Hah! So this is what this was all about. The dinner, the gifts, all the smooth talking..chaaa...all you men I say! Perverts!
Scenario 5
This is to inform you that Scenario 5 has been cancelled. The actor for this part has resigned and moved indefinitely to an undisclosed location. Although, I have been given the permission to reveal that he has swung to the other side permanently. Please leave all fan mail, cheques and expensive gifts in drop box below and they shall be delivered to "guy." Thank you!
posted by The Abyss at 12:49 AM
4 Comments:
LMAO..nice.
thats why dont ask..do!!
anyhow ull get slapped..might as well after even...;)
that was hilarious....
Brings back memories of my very first kiss....very similar....i tried three times..n in return didn't get any action...oh i did get slapped a lot....more than three times...i guess the overdose was just bonus for being the creep!!!!hehehehehe
lmao....kudos to the most elitist euromale-centric view of kissing ever!
@Aus: I agree..shouldn't give time to think!
@Goofy: Poor you..you must be really bad!
@Manu: Thankee!
@Finch: That was the best reaction..immediate turn off!
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