Told ya!!

I'm back. I'm running a new race, and I desperately want to see the finish line!

So it's been a year, and maybe I was missed, maybe I wasn't, but all this while I missed my sanity. I did have some in fleeting moments though.....

I'm finally in PT school (in other words a trial separation from the real world. Real world with people. With BOYS!!!!) and although it's like a dream come true I am subjected to "performing skills" I would never in my whole life have imagined.... So here goes..here are a few of my newly acquired "skills"

• I can feel you up on the valid pretext of "palpating" (I have felt up more women in more inappropriate places than the wildest fantasy ever, UGH!! I need to see more of the male community...know that they exist...somewhere on the planet)
  
• ..measure all the insignificant movements your tiniest joints make...
• figure out our body like the "road map" to your "movement disorders"... (that's just soooo much blah!!)
  
• think of food names for almost everything in a close-to-rotting cadavers and STILL be able to ingest the same food.... (you know...like how human fat looks like mac n cheese?)
  
• look at you walk and tell you when and where you need to get freaking corn caps for your soles...nice haan?
• Ohhhhh...how could I forget this? I can pay attention to a lecture and study for a different exam AT THE SAME TIME!
  

See, I can go on and on bajaoing my own dhol, but hey...there's something called humility too right?

Peace out!