Student Union Computer lab

The excitement has only just begun!!

The beginning of the semester is always fun - for people like me who have been
around the university long enough to qualify as a pillar. We have all these obviously overwhelmed and awkwardly outta place international students who are still trying to figure out the laundry machine.

The object of this post just came in and sat right in front of me...which is pretty freaky and aside from the point. Extra-friendly SN walks up to me the morning after a very very long sleepless night manning the aforementioned lab and this is the conversation that took place:

"Hello, I am SN."
"Erm, Hi...Eliza"
"Which department are you in...?"
"I am an undergrad.."
"Yes yes....but which dept are you in"

*secretly rolling eyes*

"Exercise Science..." (repeated thrice)
"Aaa..what? XE aaa?? what is that?"

*pitch increases*

"EXERCISE SCIENCE...(aaarrggghhhhhh)"
"Ohhhhh...Kinesiology aa? I was in your class this morning!!"

*huh?..class? major freaking out happening...I had a class this morning?*

"Uh, I am sorry I have only one class this sem..in the EVENING."
"No no...I was in your class...anatomy and physiology. I was taking notes"

*Takes duct tape and tapes the guy's mouth shut*

"SN, I DON'T have A&P this Sem"
"Oh, ok. But anyways, I was in that class in the morning. I was taking notes."

*SO WHAT THE EFFIN' HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO???*

Ufff..kaisa kaisa public aata hai US. On another note, right when I started this post SN comes and sits in front of me on one of the MACs and says "Arrey ye system sab alag hai na? Pata hi nahi chalta browser kahaan hai!"
Abey A class ke 3rd grade duffer, Microsoft systems kya tere sasur ke liye rakhe hai kya?

Found my way back

Through the boredom, confusion, emptiness, worthlessness and basic crap of life I have found my way back. To add to the ever-greying content of this blog, I shall update all you clinically bored souls with the latest sordid details in my life!!

1. The animated polar bear in my cellphone (which is by default) was actually christened by my 11yr old cousin. Polar bear's name is "Popie."

2. I am $200 richer for no reason. I have a generous family.

3. Showed up in the wrong class (late) on the wrong day and asked random prof what class he was teaching. Kicked self in butt.

4. Showed up to work 30 min early in the morning and 2 hrs early in the night.
(Note: Detail 3 and 4 happened on the same day. Thus proved that I have an acute chronological malfunction going on.)

5. I have 7 more hrs to go and I am already bored. Khat-Mal ki jay ho!!

6. I am experiencing "graduating senior syndrome." I don't give a damn anymore.

7. Went to the mall and ended up buying the map of Italy!!

This is it. I win the "boringest life award" hands down. However, competitors are very welcome!